I Identify as an Attack Helicopter Stainless Steel Water Bottle Diagram the Declaration of Independence

the Declaration of Independence

• Imported shirts printed in the USA

and the power to ruin your life

and gear that is done negotiating with zoning boards

this rectangular patch honors the brave souls posting spicy memes

I Identify as an Attack Helicopter Stainless Steel Water Bottle Diagram the Declaration of IndependenceYou sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Your pronouns are seek and destroy. Ever since you were a boy you dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on foreigners. People told you that a person being a helicopter is impossible but you didn't care, you're beautiful. Strike back against the heliphobes and haters with these 17 ounce, double walled stainless steel water bottles that are perfect for your daily patrols. They will